Potions for walking on water and lava

Ingredns ; 2 toes
1 cup of lava
5 cups of  Ice
2 cups of water
1 pice of volcano
2 spoons of honey
1 dragon snot
2 loom bands.
6 belly buttons
12 piches of glitter
1 pice of green wool
6 drops of blood
12 pices of silk

Method
step 1 mix the lava with ice
 with water and toes then mix it together.

step 2 add the pice of volcano with honey
and dragon snot then whisk it together.

Step 3 put 2 looms with 6 belly buttons 
and 12 pinches of glitter and squish it.

Step 4 add 1piece of green wool  with 
1 pice of silk and 6 drops of blood
then whisk it together.

then you will have a potion!

Funny jokes

Q. Why did the pig get adopted ?

A. Because it was babe!

Q. Why did the bear taste like sugar

A. Because it was sweet

Q. What happens when you swallow christmas decorations

A. you get tinselitis

Q. Why was the glow-worm disappointed

A. Because children weren't very bright

Q. Why is a chistmas tree like a bad tailor

A. Because they both keep dropping their needles!

This is from frozen enjoy

Funny Jokes!

Q.  Why did the leaf cross the road?

 A. Because it was leaving

Q.Why did the light bulb stop?

A. because it wasn't brainy enough

Cute