Q. Why did the pig get adopted ?
A. Because it was babe!
Q. Why did the bear taste like sugar
A. Because it was sweet
Q. What happens when you swallow christmas decorations
A. you get tinselitis
Q. Why was the glow-worm disappointed
A. Because children weren't very bright
Q. Why is a chistmas tree like a bad tailor
A. Because they both keep dropping their needles!
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